The
Fucking Awesome
Button
The internet has made enough people angry today.
Let's make someone fucking awesome instead.
International
Awesome
Authority
This officially certifies that
You
is 12,847% fucking awesome today.
Senior Executive Legend of the Internet
Certified by the International Department of Unnecessary Confidence.
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Director of Pointless Praise
Today's Mini-Mission
Drink a coffee like a CEO who just acquired Monday.
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Germany is currently 17% more awesome than yesterday.