The Fucking Awesome Button

The internet has made enough people angry today. Let's make someone fucking awesome instead.

This officially certifies that

You

is 12,847% fucking awesome today.

Senior Executive Legend of the Internet

Certified by the International Department of Unnecessary Confidence.

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Today's Mini-Mission

Drink a coffee like a CEO who just acquired Monday.

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